I received the following missive in an email today. The sender is a coworker and friend. She is very sweet and I know she truly means every bit of it.
The message is as follows:
TATER PEOPLE
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Spec Taters.”
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters.”
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters.”
Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet.
They are called "Agie Taters.”
There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters.”
Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not.
They are called "Emma Taters.”
Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
They are called "Sweet Taters.”
If you know any "Sweet Taters" send this to them!!
Sometimes my twisted sense of humor gets the best of me.
TATER PEOPLE
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Spec Taters.”
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters.”
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters.”
Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet.
They are called "Agie Taters.”
There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters.”
Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not.
They are called "Emma Taters.”
Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
They are called "Sweet Taters.”
If you know any "Sweet Taters" send this to them!!
Sometimes my twisted sense of humor gets the best of me.
I try to fight it. Ok, no I don’t.
Well, I had to create a few of my own.
There are those who like to remove the arms and legs from other taters and they are called Ampu Taters.
If Karen Carpenter had been a spud she’d be a regurgi tater.
Taters who like to go on and on and won’t shut up are called Annie Taters.
Few people know that Judas was actually vegetable. Yes, it is true, he was an apos tater.
These taters are the most fertile of all the taters. They are known as the Ges Taters.
Possessing great patients and a gift for helping others who have fallen off the wagon, these are most certainly rehabili taters.
Taters exposed to radiation and become weird freaky monsters are unmistakably the infamous mut taters.
Taters who take what could have been a sweet message and twist it into something sick and wrong are irri taters.
Last but not least.
Taters who are a severe pain in the ass, like the author of this blog, are obviously pros taters.
Now, I know some of you are as sick and twisted, if not more, than I. Hit the comment button and give me a few more.
There are those who like to remove the arms and legs from other taters and they are called Ampu Taters.
If Karen Carpenter had been a spud she’d be a regurgi tater.
Taters who like to go on and on and won’t shut up are called Annie Taters.
Few people know that Judas was actually vegetable. Yes, it is true, he was an apos tater.
These taters are the most fertile of all the taters. They are known as the Ges Taters.
Possessing great patients and a gift for helping others who have fallen off the wagon, these are most certainly rehabili taters.
Taters exposed to radiation and become weird freaky monsters are unmistakably the infamous mut taters.
Taters who take what could have been a sweet message and twist it into something sick and wrong are irri taters.
Last but not least.
Taters who are a severe pain in the ass, like the author of this blog, are obviously pros taters.
Now, I know some of you are as sick and twisted, if not more, than I. Hit the comment button and give me a few more.
My sister had these to add.
If you work for EMS you are a resucitater unless you overtook your meds then you are an incompasitater and your patient just became a vegitater.
Which isn't so bad considering the assasinater was a premeditater decapitater and your head is still a rotater.
Which isn't so bad considering the assasinater was a premeditater decapitater and your head is still a rotater.
Someone who drives around the city looking for his exit is called an interstater. Once he crosses into the next state he becomes a multistater. Of course after three states he is a tristater and obviously re-entering the state in which it all began makes him...a re-stater!
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