I don’t know anyone who enjoys commercial flying. The entire experience is sadistic from the time you park until you get your bags at your destination. The most excruciating part is being crammed into close quarters with strange people and whatever pathogenic cargo they may be carrying on their person. Yuck! If you are a larger than average person, like me, you can add back pain and muscle cramps to the ordeal. You can bet jamming all 250 pounds and 6 foot 3 inches of me in one of those seats designed for an anorexic midget is a lot of fun.
Well, my friends, I have the sure-fired method to insure an entire row to yourself. Next time you fly, find an open row and take the middle seat. Immediately acquire all the barf bags in the row. Lay two conspicuously on your lap while holding the other one open next to your face. Now, bug out your eyes and slowly rock back to front.
I guarantee you, if there are two empty seats on the flight, they will be yours.
Well, my friends, I have the sure-fired method to insure an entire row to yourself. Next time you fly, find an open row and take the middle seat. Immediately acquire all the barf bags in the row. Lay two conspicuously on your lap while holding the other one open next to your face. Now, bug out your eyes and slowly rock back to front.
I guarantee you, if there are two empty seats on the flight, they will be yours.
No comments:
Post a Comment